||[Feb. 5th, 2006|11:36 pm]
Sheffield, my fine home city |and first stop on the way to world domination, appears to have been taken over by monkeys. Yes, you heard me right. Monkeys. In fact, the entire country appears to have monkey fever. Much as I admire their ingenuity in reaching the disgruntled masses through rock music and myspace (Why did I not think of that?), I cannot help but wonder how long it will last. It is, after all, all about penguins. Just you wait...